23 Short Funny Jokes and Possibly More

Antarctic Cruise

One of the passengers, who survived the shipwreck of Antarctic cruise ship: "We didn't panic because we knew there must be other cruise ships in the area. The bizarre thing was that people began to tell Titanic jokes." Possibly like this one:

Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain. Passenger: How far is land, from here? Captain: Around two miles...  Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I can swim even more then that. Just tell me in which direction?  Captain: Downward...

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{ 11:08 AM, 25/3/2008 } { Posted by Anonymous }

cool

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{ 12:10 AM, 26/8/2008 } { Posted by Anonymous }

not funny